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  • Jul. 16th, 2007 at 9:12 AM
ola is mean
News headlines I have misread this morning:

IKEA confirms N. Korea has shut reactor

Killer stages second hatredcopter escape

Songs I have stuck both hands under the desk and airguitared to all sneaky-like this morning:

Clutch - Supergrass

Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and the Harlot

The list of work I've done this morning is still pending.

Jun. 1st, 2007

  • 1:35 AM
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Super Secret Journal isn't letting me post, so consider this a test.

Here's a picture of Nick Cave in bed with a dude )

Jesus take the wheel :P

  • May. 13th, 2007 at 5:01 PM
ola is mean
While driving home from treating my aged grandmother to a Mother's Day dinner, I slowed down to give a cop the right of way, and a wizened old guy who was speeding around in a giant pick-up rear ended me.

I almost wish that I'd been thrown from the vehicle and horribly mutilated or something, because that would totally be a #1 hit country song in the making.

The Face of Evil wears campy eyeliner.

  • May. 12th, 2007 at 1:40 AM
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Ever wonder what seething contempt for all humanity looks like?

Go over here, and scroll down to the fifth row for interviews with the Swedish contestants. I've never seen anyone transition from "We're so happy to be here :D" to "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HEEEEEELL!" so quickly and so completely.

Swedes are douchebags.
joe buck
I wrote some filthy RPS.

I did it just for fun.

There was sex in semi-creative places. There was angst, and pining, and slashy brothers, and public masturbation. In other words, there was everything that makes the world go round.

Now it is the very first hit Google returns when you do a search on the two characters' names. Like, before Wikipedia, even.

Should I be proud? Horrified? Should I panic and delete the evidence? Should I sit back and wait to be namechecked in an interview, like the girl who wrote the Franz-Ferdinand-are-Morrissey's-rentboys fic?

Gay for Johnny Depp

  • Apr. 7th, 2007 at 5:10 PM
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JOHNNAAAAY!

For a hardcore band whose entire catalog is songs about how much they want to have gay sex with Johnny Depp, they're surprisingly slow to degenerate into kitsch.

This is my favorite one.

Mar. 13th, 2007

  • 2:28 AM
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Happy birthday, [info]imre_nico

That wiggling feebly thing? That was your present.

Mar. 2nd, 2007

  • 4:57 PM
sarah
Hey, vapid self-indulgence. You guys all answer this, okay? Make me laugh at your ignorance!

Leaderboard
Create your own Friend Test here


ETA: Whoa! GG Allin?! You took my friendship test?! I'm honored, Sir!

Dude.

  • Feb. 6th, 2007 at 10:26 PM
unplugged
I just realized while I was at work tonight, someone recently asked me for a link to that old Devil May Cry fic that [info]croik and I wrote way back in the day. Unfortunately, I can't remember who asked, or when it was. :P

Since I don't really know a lot of people in real life who are into tentacle porn, I figured there's a pretty good chance it was one of you all. If it was, here you go.

Brutal.

  • Jan. 19th, 2007 at 4:27 AM
cooley
Jesus Christ, I don't know what I did, but my left lung hurts when I breathe.

I suffer for my art.

Privideniya ~ Chapter 27
Privideniya ~ Chapter 28

Happy New Years!

  • Jan. 1st, 2007 at 1:39 AM
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Here is some hamburgers and angst and cuddling and whatever it is you fangirls like.

Privideniya ~ Chapter 26

Dec. 24th, 2006

  • 1:29 PM
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I still have presents to buy.

Pray for me.

[info]sharky_chan, help! :(

  • Dec. 4th, 2006 at 3:23 PM
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Alternately, [info]_grayswandir_, help. But I know you're really busy.

This is my new favorite band on the whole planet. Can either of you Russian-abled individuals scan their site for song downloads, or clue me in on how to order albums? Or even just confirm that those are, indeed, a bunch of dorky Russian dudes in Misfits shirts with Confederate flag armbands.

It seems you've oiked up a husband. =O

  • Nov. 18th, 2006 at 11:17 PM
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Congratulations, [info]imre_nico, on the new ball and chain.

My LJ is NEVER totally two years ago!

  • Nov. 17th, 2006 at 5:30 AM
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Proving that I am, as always, right on the very bleeding edge of fandom trends... I've realized what bugs me so much about the appearance of Ukyou in the most recent scanlations of the Yami no Matsuei manga. Back in the day, when I kept abreast of Yami, I had always assumed that Muraki's girlfriend was in a coma, thus setting the stage for a songfic so awesome it would truly stand as the pinnacle of Man's achievement.

Muraki=Morrissey. My God, you guys, it all makes perfect sense. I think I just totally figured out Foucault's Pendulum.

* * *

Anyway, this chapter is really good. You should read it, and tell me what you think.

Privideniya~Chapter 24

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