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16th-Jul-2007 09:12 am - Inventory
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News headlines I have misread this morning:

IKEA confirms N. Korea has shut reactor

Killer stages second hatredcopter escape

Songs I have stuck both hands under the desk and airguitared to all sneaky-like this morning:

Clutch - Supergrass

Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and the Harlot

The list of work I've done this morning is still pending.
1st-Jun-2007 01:35 am(no subject)
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Super Secret Journal isn't letting me post, so consider this a test.

Here's a picture of Nick Cave in bed with a dude )
13th-May-2007 05:01 pm - Jesus take the wheel :P
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While driving home from treating my aged grandmother to a Mother's Day dinner, I slowed down to give a cop the right of way, and a wizened old guy who was speeding around in a giant pick-up rear ended me.

I almost wish that I'd been thrown from the vehicle and horribly mutilated or something, because that would totally be a #1 hit country song in the making.
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Ever wonder what seething contempt for all humanity looks like?

Go over here, and scroll down to the fifth row for interviews with the Swedish contestants. I've never seen anyone transition from "We're so happy to be here :D" to "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HEEEEEELL!" so quickly and so completely.

Swedes are douchebags.
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I wrote some filthy RPS.

I did it just for fun.

There was sex in semi-creative places. There was angst, and pining, and slashy brothers, and public masturbation. In other words, there was everything that makes the world go round.

Now it is the very first hit Google returns when you do a search on the two characters' names. Like, before Wikipedia, even.

Should I be proud? Horrified? Should I panic and delete the evidence? Should I sit back and wait to be namechecked in an interview, like the girl who wrote the Franz-Ferdinand-are-Morrissey's-rentboys fic?
7th-Apr-2007 05:10 pm - Gay for Johnny Depp
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JOHNNAAAAY!

For a hardcore band whose entire catalog is songs about how much they want to have gay sex with Johnny Depp, they're surprisingly slow to degenerate into kitsch.

This is my favorite one.
13th-Mar-2007 02:28 am(no subject)
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Happy birthday, [info]imre_nico

That wiggling feebly thing? That was your present.
2nd-Mar-2007 04:57 pm(no subject)
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Hey, vapid self-indulgence. You guys all answer this, okay? Make me laugh at your ignorance!

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